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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗

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