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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁

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