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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Weasley eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊

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