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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Weasley eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘

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