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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺

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