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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺

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