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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮

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