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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Kirk eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮

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