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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Picard eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁

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