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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Spock eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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