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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Sugar eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘

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