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Pet death
My
brother
had their beloved pet
kitten 🐱
Sugar
eaten by
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random pathetic excuse
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a lion 🦁
a tiger 🐯
a bull 🐮
a lynx 😺
a crocodile 🐊
a venomous snake 🐍
a bear 🐻
a warthog 🐗
a wild boar 🐗
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