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Pet death
My
brother
had their beloved pet
kitten 🐱
Stella
eaten by
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a bear 🐻
a crocodile 🐊
a warthog 🐗
an ostrich 🐦
a velociraptor 🦖
a wild boar 🐗
a lynx 😺
a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝
an elephant 🐘
a cheetah 😺
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