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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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