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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Sparky eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻

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