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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺

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