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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Dr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮

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