Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Ms Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.