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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦

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