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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Mr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡

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