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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Murphy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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