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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Squishy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘

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