Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.