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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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