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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦

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