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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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