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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Snort eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻

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