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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Ziggy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦

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