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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Simpkins eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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