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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Bilbo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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