Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Gizmo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.