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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊

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