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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡

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