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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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