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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗

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