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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘

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