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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊

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