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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Alfie eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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