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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Pennywise eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃

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