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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺

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