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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮

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