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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺

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