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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊

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