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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Darth Vader eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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