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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Pebbles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍

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