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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Izzy eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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