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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Dixie eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃

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