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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Minnie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦

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