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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Geoffrey eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺

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