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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡

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