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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Peanut eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮

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