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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Stella eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺

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