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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍

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