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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Sparky eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯

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