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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊

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