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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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